I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize