i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I can't turn off my feet"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
