If i come over, it means nothing
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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