Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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