lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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