I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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