I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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