Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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