we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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