Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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