i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Only a mothe r could love this liver
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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