i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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