So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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