I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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