If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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