He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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