Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
We got so high we made milksteak
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We just shotgunned beers for America
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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