Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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