Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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