I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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