the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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