It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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