she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
