And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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