This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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