This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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