Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
