So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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