god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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