We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Randomize
