so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
why do cheetos always look like penises
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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