i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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