are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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