Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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