Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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