i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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