you guys were way drunker than both of me
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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