I want to stick my p in your. b.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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