I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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