Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You need Xanax blowdarts
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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