Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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