I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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