: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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