Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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