sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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