I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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