I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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