i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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