i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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