i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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