South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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