I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I love having hate sex.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Randomize
