Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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