yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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