are you so shy because you have an std?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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