I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
that may or may not have been my penis.
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