Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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