before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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