I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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